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America's Widest Buccal Opening

Posted : 1 year ago on 6 November 2008 08:19 (A review of America's Sweethearts)

I first saw this when I was in high school. The second time, just last month on HBO. And it made me realize one grand thing:

Julia Robert's enormous mouth can swallow John Cusack's entire face - effortlessly.

Wahahahaha! :P

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How many people are having an orgasm right now?"

Posted : 1 year ago on 6 November 2008 08:15 (A review of Amélie)

Jean Pierre Jeunet is a god! I wish I have seen this as soon as it was released last 2001 but since I was a major dumbass then, I never bothered watching this glorious portrayal of Amelie Poulain's life, until this year. Every part of this film is simply superb. The cinematography. The lines, even though it's French. The story. And everything in between. I love Audrey Tautou and her face is untimely. I can absolutely watch this film over and over again.

I'm a sucker for happy endings. :)

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Famous Almost

Posted : 1 year ago on 6 November 2008 08:06 (A review of Almost Famous)

This film made me happy more than I expected because surprisingly, two of my favorite ladies were in it, too: Zooey Deschanel and Fairuza Balk. :) Anyway, Almost Famous is hilariously fun to watch. This is definitely one of the rock and roll movies that shall never be surpassed by other future films of the same concept. Its script is absolutely far out! Kate Hudson was a major flirt but she's equally lovely as well. Jason Lee's better off in My Name Is Earl, by the way. My favorite scene? The almost-plane crash scene! Haha. :)

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The Universe Across

Posted : 1 year ago on 6 November 2008 07:58 (A review of Across the Universe)

This psychedelic film is very entertaining. Thanks for the good-looking actors who star in it, except for that Prudence girl who has a face that's full of banters. Haha. Beatles songs were everywhere. Really everywhere that sometimes you don't expect that someone would be singing but still they do suddenly - that was almost lame. I love the Strawberry Fields part, though. I wish it was more psychedelic though. That '70s Show gave me more of that era's feel. :)

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C +

Posted : 1 year ago on 6 November 2008 07:47 (A review of Accepted)

I saw this on HBO and it was a good thing that I was able to watch it from the beginning. Otherwise, I wouldn't waste my time watching it. But then, it was quite fun. You know, creating your own school with your own curriculum, own rules, own playground - basically creating your own self! And yes, it's far from being true. And at some point, I find the leading character boring. Haha. I don't even remember the actor's real name. :P

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Natural Brilliance

Posted : 1 year ago on 6 November 2008 07:43 (A review of A.I. Artificial Intelligence)

Given the fact that this is a Spielberg film, the young protagonist's acting made it more super dramatic to watch. I really like Osment as a kid and how I wish he had stopped growing after seeing this. I'm really not into android films but this is an exception. Jude Law was good-looking. But he still sucks as an actor. Hahaha.

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It was late afternoon.

Posted : 1 year, 1 month ago on 31 October 2008 08:37 (A review of A Walk to Remember)

This fucking Mandy Moore film made me bawl for hours. Damn leukemia.

"It lasted forever and ended too soon." :(

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Sibling freakishness.

Posted : 1 year, 1 month ago on 31 October 2008 08:34 (A review of A Tale of Two Sisters)

This film boomed during the peak of Asian horror dramas in the world. And yes, A Tale of Two Sisters is something. Freakingly good, it was. This proved that Koreans aren't just for romantic comedies. They could also compete with Japan's psychotic films. :)

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A lot like ours :)

Posted : 1 year, 1 month ago on 31 October 2008 08:31 (A review of A Lot Like Love)

I like the fact that their love story is not that overly romantic yet it the end, they end up together. Photography was their first move. :)

Oliver Martin ♥ Emily Friehl


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Hurrah for ultraviolence!

Posted : 1 year, 1 month ago on 31 October 2008 08:25 (A review of A Clockwork Orange)

I adore Alex's dandy, frolicking lines.
I adore Ludwig Van's symphonies.
And everything in between.
Enough said.

"What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent."
Brilliant!

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